kentucky shovel
way of having -n-l s-x with a girl who doesnt want to.
step one. get your girlfriend to go doggy style.
step two. when your about to c-m, stick it in her -ss, knock her arms out so that her head drives into the ground, thus covering up her scream.
“jane didnt want me to stick it in her -ss. so i gave her the kentucky shovel and bounced.”
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