Kentucky Wristwatch

another position for the game from a certain movie. performed by wrapping your p-n-s around your wrist like a watchband.
i turned to find him doing the kentucky wristw-tch, which got me kicked in the -ss and called a meatgazer.
when one wraps their phallus over their wrist, simulating a watchband. great for parties or first impressions.
q:”hey, do you know what time it is?”
(executes kentucky wristw-tch)
a:”it’s about one o’c-ck.”

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