kenyan grandfather rolex
a martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cuc-mber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike
mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil b-tch
mr.toratelli:(beating -ss)
honey bees:i apologize guy
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