Kerry Motta Drunk
intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.
bartender 1 – “dude that guy is wasted”
bartender 2 – “no i’m pretty sure he’s kerry motta drunk”
bartender 1 – “what? he’s going to p-ss out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?”
bartender 2 – “yup.”
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