Ketchup pre-cum
the runny liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the thicker, actual ketchup comes out.
aww dude! i just put ketchup pre-c-m all over my hotdog!
the undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.
bob didn’t shake the bottle enough and it j-zzed ketchup pre-c-m all over his hot dog.
Read Also:
- flamin-the-straight
a person who says they are straight, but there are obvious signs that they are not. men kissing other men while claiming to be straight. pete wentz, matt skiba, and gerard way are flamin-the-straight; they all claim to be straight while they kiss other men.
- Flash Game Nerd
a nerd who is obsessed with getting high scores on an online flash game. they play the game everyday so they can rank in high scores or leaderboards. man, steve is such a flash game nerd, he’s been playing that game all day and he isn’t happy with being in the 10th spot. i’ve been […]
- schmaverick
a person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. derived from the words schmuck and maverick. what a schmaverick. she can’t name any supreme court rulings but would like to be vp.
- Flatbiller
also called “bros” because they constantly refer to each other as bro (“hey bro”), a flatbiller is a kid covered in silly tattoes, tries his best to be x-treme, has a raised truck, rides dirtbikes and needs to talk about dirtbiking when other people are listening. havasu and glamis are the common vacation spots for […]
- Flatuphobia
fear of farting. this term initially referred to the fear of accidental bowel movements, however it is commonly -ssociated with enclosed sp-ces such as elevators or in very quiet environments, such as a church service. when you fear that you may not be able to safely fart without soiling yourself, you are suffering from flatuphobia. […]