Kettlethorpe High School


kettlethorpe high school is situated in wakefield, england in the kingdom of yorkshire, it is one of the largest schools in the wakefield area it has a high p-ss rate of 86% c+. although this is a surprise as the majority of the students are thoughtless chavs that were shaving in primary school and had lost their virginity before that. despite this kettlethorpe excels at the sports it takes up especially d-gg-ng….

the only crimes that are committed in the school are breaking the toilet door locks and leaving bl–dy sh-t n p-ss in the toilets.

it also has the two worst mini buses ever created that conceal five years worth of rubbish stockpiled in holes in the back of seats which are used by pupils on school trips.
geoffry: hey did the cricket game agaisnt the oinks from kettlethorpe high school go awlroight?

tibbles: oh yes swimmingly! but i dare say some one left a h-ll of a lot of bl–dy fecal matter in the lav!

sports teacher: ok every one time for weekly d-gg-ng sesh, trousers down were taking the minibus down the back alley!

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