key to the city
the key to the city opens every door … s-xual term meaning “two in the pink, one in the stink”; i.e., two fingers inserted into the woman’s cooter, and the pinky finger in the b-tt. the ring finger is kept folded over.
sadly for the pinky finger, it doesn’t get the pink!
sam gave his girl with the key to the city because she was so awesome.
1) a key that opens every door in a city.
2) a key that opens every door – period.
they mayor is said to have a key to the city, which can open any door in his city.
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