keyboard bandits


the keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in adelaide, and only grew bigger from there…

an incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.

however, the students that weren’t involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit mysp-ce page. teachers of this high school also used mysp-ce, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. but the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?

all the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture…) wore a white helmet to cover their face.

the original members of the keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend “freedom of speech”. also, some just had a s-d-stic keyboard fetish.

what the school may not know is that the keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.

you have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?

keyboard_bandits forever!!!

i support the keyboard bandits.

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