Kieran pizza mayn
an italian/irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:]
and eats pasta s-xualy;)
how to impress kieran:show up naked, bring beer.
dad:”umm kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?”
kieran pizza mayn :”it was hungry…”
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