Kimball Union Academy


small co-ed prep school in new hampshire with a rigorous academic program, accessible, caring teachers and fantastic arts and athletic programs. sure, it’s not deerfield or middles-x, choate or even exeter, but it’s a quality education in a much smaller, much less compet-tive environment where sn-bbiness and b-tchiness doesn’t rule the day. kua is a place where you can feel like you are part of a family, not a place where hazing is cool and s-xual harr-ssment by the -sshole hockey team is regarded as the sh-t. if you want to attend a school where you can “keep it real”, be challenged and find yourself, kua is for you.
“hey, you seem like a pretty well rounded dude with a good moral comp-ss and good head on your shoulders, who’s not into the intense pressure to keep up academically and socially at some d-ck of a preppie prep school!” “yeah, i go to kimball union academy, and it’s all good!”

“that canadian guy who had such harsh words for kua must have been rejected or was expelled-what a loser!!!”

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