kinder surprise egg


when a man puts feces on the backside of his b-lls, or scr-t-m. the man leaves the feces on the back of the scr-t-m. once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his p-n-s on the back of his scr-t-m, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“i heard brad and angelina got a divorce because he gave her a kinder surprise egg” “dude, chris gave chelsea a kinder surprise egg last night!”

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