Kindle the Carnage


1) to make a situation evolve from a few minor inconviniences to a full scale catastrophy. using psychological reasoning, lying, or even reverse psychology in order to confuse, enrage, or bewilder the person or people involved into causing a situation far worse off than it should be.

2) using trivial arguments and sources in order to ignite a shouting argument between two sprouses in order to watch them tear their own relationship apart. often for entertainment purposes, or for drama, more often than not, for s-d-stic personal reasons.
how to kindle the carnage

“hmmm….we’re out of booze”

“yeah….you should cut back”

“why…?”

“well me and the guys think your a bit of an alcoholic, and so does your girl, in fact, she hates it when you drink, she even sh-gged some another bloke whilst you were out cold”

“what?!”

carnage duly kindled….

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