King of the Douchebags
(1) a person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
someone else cannot annoint a king, subject to a rare exception.
(2) an exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won’t suffice.
(1) q: so mike, what did you do last night?
a: oh, you didn’t hear? i got hammered and spit food all over mothers bakery. then i went to the casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. i was king of the douchebags.
(2) kevin: man, that guy with the sungl-sses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
mike: no, he’s king of the douchebags.
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