King of the Forest
the one and only s-xy beast that dwells within the dark swedish forests of kaldklioeindh. the king of the forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it’s s-xyness. at that moment of challenge the great nordic forest goddess pehtrah the great will appear to judge one’s s-xyness against the king. since none shall ever best the s-xyness of the king no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. you may see some day the king of the forest dashing through the forests of sweden with pehtrah riding n-blely on it’s back. it only appears as a s-xy blur.
1) man 1:what was that s-xy blur flying past?
man 2:oh that? that’s the king of the forest.
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