King Shit of Turd Mountain
someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren’t, and the pecking order they think they’re top of is also sh-t.
john thinks he’s the best chessplayer in the club. isn’t he just king sh-t of t-rd mountain.
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