kingdom of the crystal skullfuck
when you’re skullf-cking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she’s from the worst indiana jones movie.
joe: dude what’s wrong with sarah’s head?
matt: i kingdom of the crystal skullf-cked her last night
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