Kirby Puckett


when you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here b–bs so hard you leave brusies.
my date wasn’t putting out, so i gave her the kirby puckett, then i went and got drunk.
when you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone’s eye, thus blinding them.
“i gave kim a kirby puckett last night, and she got p-ssed”.

“hahaha, still not as good as the time drew gave himself a kirby puckett!”
1. a ex twins hall of famer. retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. a version of tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.
dude i totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!

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