Kirkland Drymount


a kirkland drymount is where someone in costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
“dude, i just gave this really smokin hot chick a kirkland drymount at costco today when i was shopping in bulk with my wife.”

“omg! this guy just gave me a kirkland drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. yeah, i feal so violated… i think i’m gonna cry…”

Read Also:

  • knifey

    former buddypic moderator, tlobaybee7, shoved a knife in her v-g-n- and took pictures. lied about it, saying she googled the pictures. then said that her friend took the pictures for her. knifey is the girl who shoved a knife in her v-g-n- she will forever be known as knifey knifey- a form of shartplug. wherein […]

  • BHC

    (verb) 1. banging hot chicks. 2. a man’s life goal. i can’t wait to bhc tonight, n-gg-‘. beacon hill crew: the best modern warfare 2 clan in the world. d-mn bhc get h-lla headshots. bong hit compet-tion where everybody wins who plays. try to take biggest bong hit possible. who’s ready for some bhc’s i’m […]

  • Knyaw

    knyaw is a special take on the missionary position, instead of lying on the woman and insertng your penial utilitys inside of her she lies in you upside down and she inserts her strap-onular facultys into the males j-ps-eye. man: hey wanna do missionary? woman: nah i’m fine how about knyaw? man: what’s that? woman: […]

  • Koala Wank

    where a girl effectivley hugs the p-n-s similar to the t-t w-nk but with more cwtching. similar to how a koala climbs a tree patch: “dude i got a dutch rudder last night!” jamie: ” thats nothing i got a koala w-nk!!!”

  • Kajb

    it is a flogle that guy reading this definiation is such a kajb


Disclaimer: Kirkland Drymount definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.