Kirstie Alley Sex Maneuver


the act of eating while having s-x. see food s-x.

when your dinner table becomes both your mattress and buffet.
“this chick couldn’t stop eating!” “we went back to her place after going to kfc, mcdonalds and burger king where she continued to stuff her fat face while i was f-cking her.”

“i hate it when chicks pull the kirstie alley s-x maneuver.”

brad: i thought you said we could have s-x?
uma: but i’m hungry could you just go get me something to eat first?
brad: (mumbles…) f-ck’n kirstie alley s-x maneuver!

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