Kiss my ring
1.) in the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. popes, kings, dukes, etcetera). one would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) parodied today by the detail that the -n-s is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring…
1.) ‘my liege’ bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring
2.) turning one’s -rs- toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering ‘kiss my ring!’
originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss “in and around” the -n-l opening. usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. this phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for “sh-ts and gigs”
batman once wrote on a picture comment “kiss my ring”, as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! it was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!
a person who invites another to “kiss my ring”, invites the person theoretically to kiss in and around the -n-l opening. originally from the brynmill area of swansea, usually used by pervy students
“just walk onto it”
“eurgh.. kiss my ring”
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