Knob Jockey
a person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for ‘riding’ a kn-b. the term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is h-m-s-xual and therefore sub-standard
george w bush is a bit of a kn-b jockey..
a h-m-s-xual. imagine a man riding a horse. now replace that horse with a man.
the horse rider is the “kn-b-jockey”.
hey graham norton, are you a kn-b-jockey?
meaning 1.
a h-m-s-xual man that rides the kn-b/head of the p-n-s to minimize penetration/painfulness during -n-l intercourse.
meaning 2.
a -n-l retentive (tight -ssed) person that won’t do a friend a small favour. the payout factor is that usually during s-x the entire p-n-s (shaft and kn-b) penetrates or is riden. this meaning suggests that via being a kn-b jockey and not a c-ck jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the kn-b. somewhat of a b-st-rd.
example 1.
dude, i heard rodney is a kn-b jockey.
example 2.
frances, f-ck that man is so tight with is cash. f-cking kn-b jokcey.
a person who literally ‘jockeys’ kn-bs/p-n-ses/c-cks/d-cks. ie they ride d-ck all day long. this person can be male or female.
look at that sl-t, she is a such a kn-bjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides c-ck all day long! what a kn-bjockey!!!
a h-m-s-xual.
“i’m not a kn-b-jockey. i like girls!”
a person, often a derogitory term for a h-m-s-xual male, who enjoys riding c-ck.
went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete kn-b jockeys
a brown dirt cowboy
although dale winton has recently married i was always under the impression that he was a kn-b jockey
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