knuckle children orphanage
aka foo-foo sock. distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother’s cleaning efforts earlier that day. unfortunately this was also the day that sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.
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