Knuckle Trumpet


a euphamism for m-st-rb-t–n. similar to a skin flute.
the act of “rubbing one out”. jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
barney was so lonely on sat-rday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his knuckle trumpet

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