Koala in a Tree
the koala in a tree is an amazing and thoroughly satisfying s-xual move. the tree is a coat hanger. a woman is the koala. after putting the woman in the “tree” the man then proceeds to have s-x with whatever part of her body is closest to him. the woman is then taken down and put on a different “branch” where she is again mounted like a koala.
“dude you’ll never guess what my girlfriend let me do last night.”
“what?”
“the koala in a tree!!!!”
“dude not cool. i use that coat hanger!”
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