Koala Sex
the act of having s-x like an angry koala. when the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. slapping of the -ss, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of s-x. it is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.
donovan and ashley had crazy koala s-x! she tried to move and he planted her face down! then he smacked her -ss until she let him do whatever he wanted!
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