koda mauu


koda mauu is the cutest person you’ll meet, he loves panda express and monster like his life depends on it, if you fall in love with one make sure you compliment him all the time. he has anxiety and is always paranoid so always be there to calm him down, he’ll always stand up for his friends no matter what and is socially awkward.
tyler: did you watch koda mauu’s stream last night?

friend:no i missed it, but i am sure he was adorable as always.

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