Kuzniewski Surprise


when a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his b-lls shaved!
dude 1: hey come over here a minute, i gotta show you something!

dude 2: it better not be a kuzniewski surprise! that sh-t scare me.

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