Kyoto coat hanger
when a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have s-x with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your d-ck. named after j-pan’s shameful tradition of abortions.
when becky got pregnant, i took care of it by giving her the old kyoto coat hanger!
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