L.A.G.G.


l.a.g.g. is a comon computer symptom in whoch the internet connection of a gaming console while in mid-gameplay. but that is not the true meaning of it, no sir, you see the letters stand for words
l – little
a – african
g – ghanan
g – guy
the theory behind the name is that l.a.g.g. is an unwanted thing that you cannot stand because it is annoying, interrupting and causes you to die (online). now the little african ghanan guy part referres to black african orphans who as we all know, are abundant in ghana, and not to be too harsh, but theyre little annoying poeple who are unwanted and constantly interrupt you with ‘please sir, spare change…’ and ‘i’m twelve with 6 hungry kids to feed…’. and on top of that, they are disease ridden due to no medical care, which if one is caught will probably kill you in the real world, and you don’t resp-wn after you die in the real world
tom:awwww sh-t!, cod w@w is lagging again, i f-cking hate l.a.g.g.!

alex: yeah i know, its so unwanted, and so is a slow connection!
4 more definitions
lagg (lag) v., lagged, lagging. -v.t. to subdue or defeat completely; crush. esp. pertaining to -ss-ssinations. syn: annihilate, dominate, eradicate, own, pwn, terminate.
-“how did andrew get -ss-ssinated?”
-“he thought he was safe, but emily attacked him through the moonroof.”
-“man, he totally got lagged!”
when a überpro cs master is having stats problems he often uses the expression “lagg”. actually, it’s written “lag” but since those überpro cs fanatics don’t know how to spell without using numbers they seldom write it correct.
überpro: lagg! 7hi5 is lagg! omfg u r 4 noob!
noob: sorry dude. i don’t know what the term “lagg” means.
lagg.ed
lagg.ing
lagg.er

to “dob” someone in the police or give police information about someone that could lead to them being investergated or charged.

aka: to dog someone, rat out someone, narc on someone etc
” michael lagged on me last light”
the definition of lagg is ingi steinn
ómægod, djöfullsins lagg could also be said as ómægod, djöfullsins ingi steinn

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