l and f


literally and figuratively. when something you say can conveniently have this type of double meaning – proper replacement for saying literally all the d-mn time.
girl, i bought that cheap lotion on sale and i payed for it, l and f. ugh, my skin is all itchy and greasy right now.

other girl: what you pay is what you get, l and f.

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