L.O.D. syndrome


lack of d-ck syndrome. a condition commonly found with usually unattractive middle-aged to older women. however, it can occur in teenagers and young women, but this is very rare. side effects include: being b-tchy/on the edge, being socially awkward, being a loner, and having very strange mannerisms/eating habits. the only diagnosed cure: d-ck
person 1: dang why is that b-tch always so edgy? she’s only 17 & she acts like an old lady!
person 2: i think she’s suffering from l.o.d. syndrome, it’s mad rare among girls her age.
person 1: well she needs to be cured. quick, somebody get a d-ck asap!

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