La-Z-boy ferret crunch
the #1 cause of premature death for ferrets.
this is not a joke.
husband: hey, honey, have you seen freddy the ferret?
wife: no, sugar, i haven’t.
husband: i’ve been looking for him for an hour — i don’t know where he could be. oh, well, i guess i’ll just sit down and watch some espn.
(sits down, everything is fine. then reclines — squeekrunch! very sadly, the la-z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it’s time.)
husband: oh my g-d! it’s freddy! dear g-d…
ozzy: don’t let this happen to you.
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