Laka-Laka Pooholydong


a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol’ dump on their face.

hence the name laka-laka pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- cr-p
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not g-d or angels
dong- p-n-s
bob shlougashlong weisenhower is a well known laka-laka pooholydong in oahu, hawaii
so watch out church go-ers

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