Lake Erie Log Jam
a lake erie log jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. it is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally f-cking up the bowl with a huge steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the log jam. next person who has a hydraulic sh-t coming on and happy to find a sh-tter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. the next and subsequent people have no choice but to sh-t on top of the log pile or sh-t their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a skid mark in their pants which of course leads to a rusty b-mper. after several people have -ssaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a lake erie log jam is created, so named as if you live in the midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that sh-t’s gonna wind up in lake erie one way or another.
i had to carpenter cut a lake erie log jam at mcdonald’s or sh-t my pants!
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