Lake Mary, FL
ah, lake mary. a city of dreams, a city of nightmares. it’s a small place, 15-20 min. north of orlando. one of the wealthier suburbs, though not in the league of winter park or some such place. roughly 15,000 people live here, though it usually fells like a lot less (except when the snowbirds fly in).
places to go: on the whole, lake mary is a pretty respectable. has its rich areas and its poor areas, all quite nice. but wait to you cross over i-4. then you’re in the big leagues, son. there’s heathrow, alaqua, the non-neighborhood markham woods, and for the true -ssholes with money to burn, there’s alaqua lakes, rated the most exclusive neighborhood in seminole county. should you ever need to capture a real-life poser or wannabe for testing medicines or whatever, that’s your place to be. too rich for the city, too poor for alaqua, but sn-bbish enough for beverly hills. homes here start in the $750k range. country club membership, $14k minimum. no non-millionaires need apply.
things to do: nothing really. simple answer, go to orlando.
there’s also lake mary high school. generally a solid school, great academically, but with it’s fair share of -ssholes, though lake mary prep draws most away.
that should cover it. lake mary, upper-middle-cl-ss suburb of orlando. move here if you can afford to, but be prepared for a wave of -sshattery unparalleled in the south. nice place. yeah.
lake mary, fl, city of lakes. given, of course, there are no lakes in the city. none.
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