Land It On The Hudson
caucasian definition:
an expression used when one finds himself in a difficult and trying situation and somehow manages to pull out a viable and productive outcome.
ghetto definition:
when you’re about to get f-cked but your like, f-ck that n-gg-, i gotta plan.
scenario 1:
heikal: my girlfriend walked in on me having s-x with her best friend.
divyam: holy sh-t! what did you do?!
heikal: i did what any normal man would do – i told her to take off her clothes and join in.
divyam: way to land it on the hudson.
scenario 2:
jon: the cops caught me having s-x with a minor.
umair: holy cr-p, how the h-ll did you get away with it?
jon: the cop was h-m-, so i let him suck me off and do me up the -ss. he let me go afterwards.
umair: way to land it on the hudson
scenario 3:
bocchi: f-ck i just lost all my money on f-cking spongetech f-ck!!! that was nearly 10 gs!! i hate moskowitz!
nimesh: f-ck yo i lost 8 gs, lets just land it on the hudson, and get his daughter pregnant by a black man.
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