Land of Lincoln


first, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. and send her packing.
bernice found herself on the land of lincoln last night before i started running away.

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