Laptop Gangster


1)typically one with so minuscule a p-n-s, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. this can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. forums, online games, youtube etc.)

generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. i know. but you you know it’s true, you’ve seen what’s called… lol.. an “internet fight”.
netsurfer1:”oh wow, bad-ssnaruto just called me a “noob” in this thread.”

netsurfer2: “ah so this is the real laptop gangster…”
an annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. they often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. but, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably sh-t themself. also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
laptop gangster-“bring it b-tch, i ain’t scared of no one. i grew up in the hood p-ssy.”

john-“shut the f-ck up you little 5 year old. you’re nothing but a laptop gangster.”
white suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.
laptop gangster in action (white suburban boy with manicured lawn) yo biacth… i grew up in da’ hood of minneapolis.

Read Also:

  • Lard Rock

    (lame + hard rock) a new genre of music -ssociated to bands that have a hard rock sound, yet have p-ss-fied lyrics and tones. it’s always disguised as hard rock music and then the singer turns it into a puddle of diarrhea. sometimes, it’s just terrible rock music to begin with. often confused with emo […]

  • Larry AK

    a chatch or “brof-g” someone who tries to act like a hard -ss when they really aren’t. why does that kid have to be such a “larry ak” all the time, walkin’ big n bad like he is gonna do somethin, when really all he will do is poke you on facebook.

  • Larry Central

    a gathering of losers. adrian: you want to go to brett’s party? geba: naw…it’s larry central over there, lets go beat up some hookers tonight.

  • fuckumentary

    a video about s-x pertaining to a certain type of s-xual act and including many many examples of that act man that f-ck-mentary about g-ngb-ngs made my girlfriend into a sl-t

  • Spiesus Christ

    1) an insult, an act of expressing ur anger without directly using profanity. 2) also meaning jesus christ “spiesus christ man, what the h-ll’s wrong with you?” “oh my g-d! it’s f-cking spiesus christ!!!


Disclaimer: Laptop Gangster definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.