Las Cortinas de Carne


n. an attempt to muster one’s poor use of high school spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman’s v-g-n-. translates literally from spanish as “the curtains of beef.” see also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.
“no me gustan las cortinas de carne.”

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