Las Vegas death march
any exhaustingly and/or exasperatingly long walk through las vegas, usually resulting from a gross misjudgment of the distance between points due to the flat landscape and oversized buildings.
dad led us on another las vegas death march today – “oh, come on, we’re not wasting good money on a taxi! rio is right over there!” you’d think he’d learned his lesson after the circus circus fiasco!
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