lasagna vagina


after a woman gives birth the integrity of the v-g-n- has been lost. the one beautiful lips of the v-g-n- now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!
lasagna v-g-n-, cafateria lasagna

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