Late Birthday sex


if due to unforeseen circ-mstances if birthday s-x isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday s-x is permitable because of the previous mentioned circ-mstances. now late birthday s-x is exactly the same as birthday s-x just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
guy is extremely sick on his birthday. so girl cant give guy birthday s-x without getting sick. so this girl decides to give guy late birthday s-x. problem solved.

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