Latitudinal Poonal Drift
the phenomena where as lat-tude moves toward 0 degrees, poon increases exponentially in quant-ty and most notably, quality. hot b-tches raised in frigid arctic wastelands move toward tropical equatorial regions upon reaching s-xual maturity. this leaves a disproportianate ratio of dudes to chicks in arctic environments, resulting in frequent man circuises and sausage fests. this results in an abnormally high number of cases of poonitis {see poonitis}. in regions above the artic circle this effect is so strong that entire villages will exist without a single female. this results in a prison type situation where men begin to pork one another in the -ss. the other effect of this phenomena is that regions such as california have a disproportionately high number of hot b-tches compared to men.
“yeah man lexi left for miami last week.”
“g-d d-mn we lost another hot b-tch to lat-tudinal poonal drift.”
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