latter day stoner
a mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. he/she still considers them self mormon though.
stoner: “hey man you want a mountain dew?”
latter day stoner: “no, i don’t drink caffeine.”
stoner: “why?”
latter day stoner: “i’m mormon.”
stoner: “what?”
latter day stoner: “yeah… you wanna smoke another bowl?”
stoner: “for sure.”
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