LATVIAN sausage


serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as yoda’s lightsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladies.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!
b rob: hey! that latvian sausage isn’t for you! isn’t that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead me on then?

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