laura the hoe
a depressed 13 year old girl who says she’s not basic when everyone really knows she is. she wears chokers on a daily basis. loves the dog filter on snapchat. is so desperate she’ll suck anyones d-ck for money. wears pink victoria’s secret clothes. cries because she just wants to be popular and have everyone like her. wears white adidas shoes. (you know the ones) owns a pair of white converse. has adidas leggings and an adidas jacket. owns uggs. has tons of north face jackets. always wears a jacket or a long sleeved shirt because she’s cold even though shes in 100 degree weather because she lives in florida. oh and she wants to become a cocaine addict when she’s older, smoke weed, and join a gang. that’s a laura. she’ll probably even sell weed. not that it matters anyways she has tons of money from her sugar daddy.
“wow she’s such a laura lmao”
“omfg it’s like 90 degrees outside why is she wearing a jacket lol”
“i bet she wears chokers because she likes to be choked”
“wow i wish i had a sugar daddy like laura”
laura the hoe everyone.
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