lauren fales


a girl who has a hugeee forehead and loves to make little boys cry. she will pretend to be nice but behind that shiny forehead is nothin but pure evil. some say she may even be the devil. and even though everyone obviously hates this girl, she ignores their disgust for her gargantuan forehead. she walks like she sat on a porkypine, does her make up like a hooker, and wears her hair so that it looks like a giant light bulb on the very tip top of her head. i dont understand this girl.
(person 1 to person 2) omg i know, isnt her forehead huge?!?!
(person 3) who? lauren fales?!

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