Lauren Standriff
female born in 1982. range includes central-northern region of north america with rare sitings further east and west. has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) lauren standriff was in my 5th grade science cl-ss.
2) is it possible for lauren standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) i once saw lauren standriff in the jewel buying avocados and salsa.
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