Law and Order
an extremely awesome show on nbc and tnt that revolves around new york city homicide detectives catching criminals and prosecutors sending them to prison. unlike shows like csi where police procedure is all done by one group, law and order is more realistic, as the detectives rely on separate forensic and crime scene units as well as investigating the crime themselves.
law and order has been on the air since 1990 and has sp-wned several spin-offs, including law and order: svu and law and order: criminal intent. however, only the original featured lennie briscoe, possibly the baddest motherf-cker on the planet.
every law and order episode begins with the following opener: “in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. these are their stories.”
a law and order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
dude, how am i gonna cover up the law and order i pulled last night? my dad is gonna kill me!
anything describing or pertaining to s-x or s-xual acts, defined by the theme song of the show law and order sounding strangely like p-rno music.
also called lao or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we’ve all seen since middle school.
kay: what did you do last night, kris?
kris: oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little law and order.
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