Law of dicks
law used when trying to estimate how many “d-cks” the average girl (not a c-m dumpster) has been with. to properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 d-cks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. when rounding is needed, always round up.
(age – 17) / 3 – 1.5 = # of d-cks (always round up)
matt: i just started dating this new girl
joe: how old is she – how is the law of d-cks looking?
matt: she is 28 so i bet she is at 6 d-cks
joe: not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
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